Ok, I'm Losing It !

Dentist's Hymn......................... Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn................ There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn.................... The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn..................... Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn..................... On a Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn................. Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn................... Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn............... I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn..................... Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn................ Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn................... Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn......................I've Got a Mansion
The Doctor's Hymn...................... The Great Physician
The Dieter's Hymn.......................It Is Glory Just To Walk With Him


AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph...................God Will Take Care of You
65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph.. ..................This World Is Not My Home
95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph...................Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,Give me the grace to see a joke,To get some humor out of life,And pass it on to other folk.